Skankabel

<h3><strong>SkankInk - The affordable black-and-white anti-fairytale for grown-ups who love their bedtime stories with a filthy grin and a glass of gin.</strong></h3><p></p><p>Once upon a meltdown...</p><p>There was a fairy with a face like thunder and wings that reeked of bin juice.</p><p></p><p>Her name? <strong>SKANKABEL.</strong></p><p>(One word. And you know it ain't Disney.)</p><p></p><p>Banished from Fairyland for smelling like a skunk she's done with sparkles snobs and scent-shaming.</p><p>Now armed with a stink-soaked mission - and a molar-thieving crone named Teena - she's out to prove that confidence smells better than conformity.</p><p>No glass slippers.</p><p>No Prince Charming.</p><p>Just grit glamour and a grudge to settle.</p><p></p><p>A filthy funny fairy tale for grown-ups who've outgrown happy endings - but not maniacal cackles.</p><p><strong>Gift it to yourself - or some poor sod who needs a bloody good laugh.</strong></p><p></p><p>⚠️ <em>WARNING:</em> Contains profanity pigeon trauma and absolutely no morals.</p><p><strong>NOT FOR CHILDREN.</strong> Or anyone who clutches pearls at the word moist.</p><p></p><h3><strong>SkankInk - A Monochrome Misfit of the Skankaverse</strong></h3><p>Your backstage pass to Skankabel's twisted fairyland - stripped of colour but dripping in attitude.</p><p>This is the punk no-gloss version: perfect for your battered tote bag your mate's birthday you nearly forgot or your secret stash under the bed when the Collector's Edition is just a bit too pretty for your grubby fingers.</p>