Sleighing in the Midlife

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Luke Whitfield is getting pretty sick and dang tired of everyone thinking he can't handle a few simple human skips.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Okay yeah he messed up a couple. And that one time an elderly lady got the drop on him but everyone screws up in the beginning right?</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>It's time for Luke to branch out on his own and when Jordan sends a skip to the Bond Girls agency and nobody is there to take it Luke decides he's going to prove once and for all that he's got what it takes.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The skip? Oh no big deal. It's just </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Santa</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Nicholas Clauson robbed a bank wearing a Santa suit.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Hello Hollywood? Is this the setup for a new Christmas movie or what?</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Because this is Luke we're talking about nothing is going to be straightforward.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>He grabs Ransom for some extra muscle and off they go to take down Ol' Saint Nick.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Nicholas's apartment is not what they expected. Especially when they walk into a closet and step out in Nar-err The North Pole.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Yep. </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The </em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>North Pole. Snow elves reindeer </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>fabulous</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> shopping.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Luke's got this in stride though. Santa's being blackmailed by his cousin Krampus? No problem. He's a Bond Girl now. With Ransom by his side he can figure out anything and take down anybody. Even evil elves.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Except for tights. He's not wearing tights. Not again.</span></p>