Slouch Witch: 1 (The Lazy Girl's Guide to Magic)

Hard Work Will Pay Off Later. Laziness Pays Off Now. Lets get one thing straight - Ivy Wilde is not a heroine. In fact shes probably the last witch in the world who youd call if you needed a magical helping hand. If it were down to Ivy shed spend all day every day on her sofa where she could watch TV munch junk food and talk to her feline familiar to her hearts content. However when a bureaucratic disaster ends up with Ivy as the victim of a case of mistaken identity shes yanked very unwillingly into Arcane Branch the investigative department of the Hallowed Order of Magical Enlightenment. Her problems are quadrupled when a valuable object is stolen right from under the Orders noses. It doesnt exactly help that shes been magically bound to Adeptus Exemptus Raphael Winter. He might have piercing sapphire eyes and a body which a cover model would be proud of but as far as Ivys concerned hes a walking advertisement for the joyless perils of too much witch-work. And if he makes her go to the gym again shes definitely going to turn him into a frog.