Smart Casual

THIS IS NOT A COLORING BOOK. BUT IT CAN BE IF YOU WANT.In the vein of Chelsea Handler Joan Rivers and Amy Schumer Smart Casual is a short collection of hilarious personal insights regarding English idioms and expressions. Youll read about lose ones marbles drop-dead gorgeous keep the ball rolling and many more. It is a hilarious irreverent look at English expressions (with pictures) written in the style of a lexicon of profane words and expressions. KEEP THE BALL ROLLING: Have you ever seen a football? You cant roll it because its not round. Its shaped like Stewie Griffins head on The Family Guy-a prolate spheroid-which is shaped after an inflated pigs bladder. Do you know why? Thats what people used when football originated . . . Listen if you need animal organs to play a game dont call yourself a ballplayer. Call yourself a butcher.