Smart Casual

<h2>THIS IS NOT A COLORING BOOK. BUT IT CAN BE IF YOU WANT.</h2><p><br></p><p>In the vein of Chelsea Handler Joan Rivers and Amy Schumer Smart Casual is a short collection of hilarious personal insights regarding English idioms and expressions. You'll read about lose one's marbles drop-dead gorgeous keep the ball rolling and many more. It is a hilarious irreverent look at English expressions (with pictures) written in the style of a lexicon of profane words and expressions. </p><p><br></p><p>KEEP THE BALL ROLLING:</p><p>Have you ever seen a football? You can't roll it because it's not round. It's shaped like Stewie Griffin's head on The Family Guy-a prolate spheroid-which is shaped after an inflated pig's bladder. Do you know why? That's what people used when football originated . . . Listen if you need animal organs to play a game don't call yourself a ballplayer. Call yourself a butcher. </p><p><br></p><p><br></p>