Smash & Grab

<p>My standard issued lab badge reads 'Simon' but it really should say 'unexciting nerd with no social life'</p><p>Don't get me wrong -- I love what I do with a passion but it doesn't leave a lot of time for much else.</p><p>Especially romance.</p><p>While chipping away at my work I'm suddenly the person between hired cartel muscle and the fossil that will define my career.</p><p>Which isn't the most insane part of the story.</p><p>My savior is a chaotic bat-wielding punk with a bubble gum pink mohawk and a killer smile.</p><p>In a mad dash to escape the thieves my knight in studded armor sweeps me across the country while hitting every tourist trap along the way.</p><p>While smuggling a fossil might I add.</p><p>Oh and did I mention this pink punk can shift into a dinosaur? </p>