Smash & Grab: Relic # 1

My standard issued lab badge reads Simon but it really should say unexciting nerd with no social lifeDont get me wrong -- I love what I do with a passion but it doesnt leave a lot of time for much else.Especially romance.While chipping away at my work Im suddenly the person between hired cartel muscle and the fossil that will define my career.Which isnt the most insane part of the story.My savior is a chaotic bat-wielding punk with a bubble gum pink mohawk and a killer smile.In a mad dash to escape the thieves my knight in studded armor sweeps me across the country while hitting every tourist trap along the way.While smuggling a fossil might I add.Oh and did I mention this pink punk can shift into a dinosaur?