Smithers And The Pharaoh's Fig Biscuit

<p><strong>One ancient biscuit. One missing aristocrat. And far too much sand in the wrong places.</strong></p><p>When Sir Reginald Marlow-knight gentleman and magnet for bizarre disasters-is invited to a gala at the British Museum he expects nothing more than tepid canapés and awkward small talk with dusty curators. But when his distant cousin Lord Tuppington-Glubb vanishes alongside a sacred 3000-year-old fig biscuit belonging to Pharaoh Nefercustard Reggie finds himself at the centre of an archaeological absurdity.</p><p>Whisked away aboard <i>The Dainty Sphinx</i> a museum-sponsored cruise to Cairo Reggie is accompanied by his ever-unflappable valet Smithers his spiritually enthusiastic Aunt Petunia (now identifying as the High Priestess of Sticky Dates) and a suspicious goose with international instincts.</p><p>Together they'll battle rogue archaeologists cursed pastries a marmalade magnate and the mysterious Society of Raisins-all in a race to find the biscuit prevent an ancient dessert-based prophecy and avoid being mummified by mistake.</p><p><strong>A riotous blend of British farce mystery and Middle Eastern mayhem-with extra jam.</strong></p>