Smokeshow

<p><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Be just friends with a smokeshow like her? That's pretty much a p#cking impossible ask.</em></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>-Tyler Lockhardt VEGAS CRUSH</strong></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I'm just over here minding my business playing hockey for the Crush when the </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>SMOKESHOW</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> of my dreams turns up and seriously rocks my world.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>For real.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Beautiful smart and so incredibly sweet I cannot help myself from wanting to get to know her a whole lot better.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But it's not happening.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>C*ck-blocked by her paranoid older brother (also my teammate) and her Feminazi sister I've lost my game long before I ever had any.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>It gets worse.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Zoya Kolochev has zero interest in dating hockey players and she is completely firm on that.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>She would like to be my friend though. </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>*facepalm*</em></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I know I'm definitely not boyfriend material but I don't think I'm very good friend material either.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But it's what she wants...so I guess I'll have a new friend now.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>A smokin' hot legs-for-days sexy gorgeous </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>SMOKESHOW</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> for my new friend.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>FML</span></p>