Smonk

<p>It's 1911 and the townsfolk of Old Texas Alabama have had enough. Every Saturday night for a year E. O. Smonk has been destroying property killing livestock seducing women cheating and beating men all from behind the twin barrels of his Winchester 45-70 caliber over-and-under rifle. Syphilitic consumptive gouty and goitered--an expert with explosives and knives--Smonk hates horses goats and the Irish and it's high time he was stopped. But capturing old Smonk won't be easy--and putting him on trial could have shocking and disastrous consequences considering the terrible secret the citizens of Old Texas are hiding.</p>