So You Had To Build A Time Machine

Skid doesnt believe in ghosts or time travel or any of that nonsense.A circus runaway-turned-bouncer she believes in hard work self-defense and good strong coffee. Then one day an annoying theoretical physicist named Dave pops into the seat next to her at her least favorite Kansas City bar and disappears into thin air when she punches him (he totally deserved it).Now street names are changing Skids favorite muffins are swapping frosting flavors Dave keeps reappearing in odd places like the old Sanderson murder house―and thats only the start of her problems.Something has gone wrong. Terribly wrong. Absolutely &#*$&ed up.Someone has the nastiest versions of every conceivable reality at their fingertips and theyre not afraid to smash them together. With the help of a smooth-talking haunted house owner and a linebacker-sized Dungeons and Dragons-loving baker Skid and Dave set out to save the world from whatever scientific experiment has sent them all dimension-hopping against their will.It probably means the world is screwed.