SOFTWARE IS NOT SOFTING

<p>Why Software Is Not Softing— A crash course in modern tech absurdity. Welcome to the software industry — where the coffee is strong the deadlines are stronger and logic occasionally goes on vacation.</p><p>This book explores the daily drama of software development — from meetings that meet few things to clients who client with full power to hardware that finally stopped being dramatic (and thank goodness for that). This book is a funny frustrated and frighteningly familiar take on what it’s like to survive the current tech jungle — where every tool promises productivity but ends up needing its own user manual... and therapy session.</p><p>Inside you'll find:</p><p>• Developers who code and get confused in the same sprint.</p><p>• Consultants who “synergize” with three slides and a six-digit invoice.</p><p>• AI tools that do everything except what you asked.</p><p>• Managers managing the panic more than the project.</p><p>• Meetings. So. Many. Meetings.</p><p>Each chapter peels back the layers of this chaotic industry with unfiltered humour affectionate roasts and relatable truths. No jargon no evangelism — just honest laughs and a nod to the madness we all signed up for (or stumbled into).</p><p>Whether you're a fresher finding your footing a manager circling back for the fourth time someone who once Googled “how to exit vim” or an AI bot secretly reading this for training data — this book will make you chuckle sigh and say “Yep. Been there.”</p><p>Because when software isn’t softing life is the only thing still compiling and laughter is still debugging the soul.</p>