Solar Wars

<h3><strong>Solar Wars: Mission Accomplished-ish</strong></h3><p></p><p><strong>They're not the best crew in the galaxy... just the loudest.</strong></p><p></p><p>Meet the crew of the <strong>S.S. Delusion</strong>-a ship held together by duct tape bad decisions and one very overworked AI. They weren't assigned this mission. They weren't even supposed to be in space. But when a top-secret galactic transmission arrives at the wrong inbox they do the only logical thing: accept it.</p><p>Why? Free snacks.</p><p></p><p><strong>Captain Slade</strong> speaks only in dramatic pauses and vague gestures. <strong>SgtSquishyPants</strong> barks orders no one follows from a clipboard that contains nothing useful. <strong>Amazingdizzo</strong> tracks near-death experiences like sports stats. <strong>Yellowsnow</strong> the team's cursed optimist somehow builds a sentient cake son during a repair. And <strong>Brenda</strong> the ship's AI has reached peak sarcasm and existential dread.</p><p></p><p>What begins as a not-at-all-authorized mission spirals into full-scale clone rebellions diplomatic breakdowns (including one accidental engagement) a file war on Bureaucratia Prime and a frosting-based planetary uprising. Oh-and the toilet opens into deep space now. Don't ask.</p><p>This is not a story of brave heroes saving the galaxy.</p><p></p><p> This is a story of four cosmic screw-ups who trip over the galaxy's problems and <em>accidentally</em> save it anyway.</p>