Sonnets to a Fetishini

Sonnets to a Fetishini is a feel-good vaudeville of high-cholesterol demolition egg-on-display verbal pyrotechnics the romance of three hysterical Asian-American women who find themselves head over heels over European sinophiles in a shock to the heart story interwoven with charms. Chesire Su is a young Stanford ingenue who cannot decide whether to eat pho or become the worlds greatest poet; the chances are slim that shell ever leave Ralph Gooding her white boyfriend who serenades her in a garden over the course of days. I quote: Guilt No More Tongue-twisters That sound like your Frazzled sisters and Hoisin donuts That have no holes I kiss my white man And say that hes one Of the ghouls who floated To Asia on a dull magic carpet With rad elbows of lust A leggo my lEggo with Fusty face and Enigmatic Body the three-part Principle of the soul Seems oh so shoddy I want to be whole One chocolate bar Who reaps the entire World with a yummy Gulp; fetish is like A quick snap; you Can get it on the Yelp.