Sounds Like Paradise

Sometimes a new life is not all it's cracked up to be. Especially an exciting new identity in government Witness Relocation for a couple of newlyweds who barely know each other or themselves anymore. Just ask disgruntled Arizona Relocation subjects Lorenzo and Dr. Lucretia Valentino formerly of beautiful Beach City Indiana. Much like the merciless Sonoran Desert things can get a little heated. It can also be kind of a drag stuck in the middle of it. Or more precisely a dreary Nowheresville cul-de-sac apparently home more to the dead than the living. Throw into the mix a suspiciously paternal shrink and a sleazy serial killer from their permanently sealed past an outlaw biker kingpin a mysteriously absentee case manager a precocious pair of newborn twins the meddling long-distance in-laws a cranky lady doc who despises the new government job not working with her beloved cadavers a hopelessly haunted so-called safe house and the nightmarish fugitive fun is just beginning.