Southern Fried Sass Collection

<p><strong>Welcome to Hairy Wart Luuueeesiana. The tofu's southern fried and the Soul Food's vegetarian ~ 'Cause it's just not right to eat your friends.</strong><br><br>Here they are! The first THREE stories in the Southern Fried Sass series - all in one place!<br><br>Bubble bubble you got trouble?<br>Don'tcha worry. Don'tcha fret. We'll be there on the double.<br>No job too big. No villain too crazy. We're Southern Fried Sass!<br>Somebody wake up Daisy!<br><br>OH! And most importantly (At least in their minds.) meet the DRAGONETTES!<br>Livin' breathin' smokin' proof that it's not the size of the scales but the SASS in the flames that makes the Guardsma...ahem I mean Guardswoman.<br><br>Take a load off. Put your feet up.</p><p>And enjoy! XOXO Julia</p>