Space Balls

<p>Billionaire Rose West suffers no fools.</p><p>Growing up abandoned by her parents and left to the socialite wolves at an all-girl boarding school Rose learned early on how to survive with a smile a wink and cleavage full of cash.</p><p><br></p><p>As an oil baroness a soon-to-be honors graduate from a prestigious university and a fairly attractive woman --if you're into big hair and bigger boobs-- Rose is poised to take over the world.</p><p>Too bad she has no idea what she wants to do with her life.</p><p> </p><p>Hashtag quarterlife crisis</p><p> </p><p>NASA astronaut Vance Bodaway made a deal with himself a long time ago-be an astronaut be alone.</p><p>After his Army captain father died in action Vance saw first-hand what losing a husband did to his mother. He promised himself to never put someone he cares about in that situation.</p><p>So he keeps his dating life casual and has made peace with not having a family of his own.</p><p>Until a feisty blonde with a penchant for glitter and trouble enters his orbit challenging all his hard-and-fast rules.</p><p> </p><p>Hashtag friends with benefits.</p><p>  </p><p>But between Rose's pole dance classes with Vance's mom their hands-free shot contest at the bar and a run-in with mall security during a Black Friday shopping fiasco their no-strings-attached booty calls agreement starts to cross emotional stopgaps neither one of them knew they had.</p><p> </p><p>And when a different clock starts ticking the kind with a T-minus nine months countdown will these two be able to power cycle through their emotional baggage and lift-off into love?</p><p> </p><p>Or will they crash and burn? </p>