Special Teams Slurping Dogs and Sex Camels

<p><strong>Men: Does your wife block your blitz every night? Does she call a timeout every time you make a move? Is your sex life like running the wishbone only it's all wish and no bone? Then look no further than this handy guide to help you score in the bedroom.</strong></p><p>A Man's Playbook for Marriage is a bold irreverent take on the complexities of relationships crafted specifically for men in the style of a football playbook. It breaks down marital topics and tasks into three categories: Offensive Plays Defensive Plays and Special Teams. Offensive Plays are skills like household chores foreplay and listening ensuring you're not just a spectator in your marriage. Defensive Plays tackle tricky topics like strip clubs pornography and in-laws. The Special Teams section covers winning tactics for sharing a bathroom giving compliments and gifts and managing money. Finally a candid note to women explains the book's locker-room aesthetic which helps men feel comfortable and confident on the relationship playing field. Each section employs a strong lineup of humor relatable scenarios and logical strategies packing this playbook full of game-changing advice.</p><p>A Man's Playbook for Marriage translates cohabitation and commitment quandaries into gridiron gameplans that are logical and easy to execute. Whether you're looking to improve your relationship or just want a good laugh this playbook is your go-to resource for becoming a more satisfied - and satisfying - husband.</p>