Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays youll discover:. *How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)*Secrets of Celebrity Moms (dont hate them because theyre beautiful when there are so many other reasons)*ebay addiction and why It aint worth having if it aint on ebay*Why todays childrens clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues*And so much more! . Celia Rivenbarks essays about life in todays South are like caramel popcorn---sweet salty and utterly irresistible.