Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank

The author of Bless Your Heart Tramp delivers 32 short essays on the ridiculousness of modern life in today''s South: a hilarious read (Publishers Weekly).Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line. In Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank she once again demonstrates her mastery at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays you''ll discover:* How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)* Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don''t hate them because they''re beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them)* EBay addiction and why It ain''t worth having if it ain''t on eBay (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson''s face in your grits?)* Why today''s children''s clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues* And so much more!