Stories of Decreasing Length

<b>ATTENTION<p>While this book contains the</p><p>MEANING OF LIFE</p><p>it also contains</p><p>BAD LANGUAGE</p><p>and</p><p>DISTRESSING SCENES</b></p><p>Discretion is strongly advised<br />but no-one has the right to spend their life<br />without being offended.<br />No-one has to read this book.<br />If you open it and read it<br />you don't have to like it.<br />But no-one has the right to stop me writing it.<br />No-one has the right to stop it being<br />published or sold or bought or read<br />(and the same applies to any other book).</p>