Stuck on the Bench with Stench

What kid doesnt love rhyme especially about stinky stuff? Stuck on the Bench with Stench is meant to be a treat of eco fun not only for kids but for adults as well. In short Nose has his woes -- from Pipers dirty diapers to Uncle Barts tart farts. But nothing competes not even Petes stinky feet to being stuck on the bench along with Stench (an ominous cloud of smog). Whats the solution to air pollution? A grin and a bin of clothes pins? What does Nose suggest would be the best? This is a Read it again book.