Stupid Cupid

<p><em><strong>Romeo Cupid Jr.</strong></em><br><br>When my mother declares war on my single-hood I know it's time I find a decoy. At 35 I'm the oldest bachelor in the cupid clan so my meddling mother has concocted a plan to get me engaged by my sister's wedding. Acting on desperation I accept a date-for-hire with a woman named Chels.<br><br>It was supposed to be a temporary fix but once my eyes land on her there's no way I'll let her go – Even if she thinks I'm just a Stupid Cupid. Looks like I'll be granting my mom's wish after all.<br><br><em><strong>Chelsea Chels McQueen</strong></em><br><br>Spinster cat lady freak…Yeah I knew the names everyone called me. That's why I needed to get out of the North Pole and quick. Short on cash and out of options I accept the job of girlfriend for a week. How bad could it be for a thousand bucks? I was expecting an awkward and shy man who was being tormented about being single.<br><br>What I didn't bargain for was the handsome giant I get instead. He may think he can be boss me like the Neanderthal he is but I'll show him. Just as soon as I stop getting lost in those troubled emerald eyes.<br><br><em><strong>This Valentine's Day the reluctant Cupid has met his match. He'll have to pull out all the stops and then some.</strong></em></p>