SURVIVAL TIPS FOR LUNATICS

To save the most important things in the world you have to first find out what they are... Tip No. 1: Believe it or not a camping trip is the best place to start especially if it has: Changez 12 (Tip No. 2: Think constable in the lunatic police) Timmy 1 (Tip No. 3: Think capuchin-monkey-brained snotasaurus) A mud volcano (Tip No. 4: Yes it can erupt!) Saw-toothed crocs (Tip No. 5: The animals not the shoes) A snippy sparrow (Tip No. 6: Small is BIG) The last Ursus thibetanus (Tip No. 7: Think large furry and walking towards you!) A herd of hyper-herbivorous Baluchitheria (Tip No. 8: Don't think... RUN! ) One poetic Markhor (Tip No. 9: Yup get the earplugs) A Protoliterodragon (Tip no. 1: It may go from bad to verse! ) Vegetarian Velociraptors (Tip No. 11: Be glad you are not green) And as always... Assorted pesky humans including angry soldiers and heartless rogues (Tip No. 12: Think the most dangerous animal on earth...) Got the idea? Here's a story that tells you what on earth is really happening... If you are a clever Smartosapiens Survival Tips for Lunatics is the mad mad handbook for you to make sense of the world and where it is going besides round and round!