Surviving the Holly-Days

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>God grant me the strength to survive mistletoe and the barnacle of boardroom princesses... Holly f*cking McAdams.</strong></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>My best friend's little sister and pint-sized menace.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Thanks to her lost luggage a surprise snowstorm and a conveniently full hotel she's the little spoon for the night.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Her so-called brilliant plan to avoid accidental spooning?</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>A catastrophic failure in case you were wondering.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>There's a code-a bro code I take very seriously-but some kind of mistletoe-fueled voodoo hijacked my better judgment.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Maybe it's the possessed mistletoe playing matchmaker with a demonic flair.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Could be the manifestation panties I can't get out of my head.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Or her cute little librarian glasses invite me to her stacks if you get my drift.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And you'll never convince me that the thigh-high striped socks she wears to keep warm are anything less than a tactical maneuver designed to leave me putting a book over it-and I'm not a big reader.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Everything about her is a snake charmer's symphony conducting a full-scale assault on my co-er anaconda.</span></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>When Nick asked me to give his baby sister a ride... did he really expect me to survive her thigh-high socks and my rapidly deteriorating self-control?</strong></p><p></p><p></p>