Take This Book On A Cruise Ship

<p>After you've played your twenty-seventh game of shuffleboard . today and one more lobster dinner is going to force you to grow claw crackers find a quiet place with a comfortable deck chair. I've heard people say that a cruise ship is exciting and boring riotous and relaxing and they'll either never travel any other way again or move to the desert. Nevertheless everyone seems to agree-the ships are always packed with enough people to make single-file a lifestyle.</p><p>Here's a book to take with you when you do locate an unpopulated corner of your floating pool deck. Two dozen ways to escape from anxious deckhands laden with fresh towels single women and men seeking a night a cruise or a bankroll and those wonderful toddlers who think every solid object is a drum.</p><p>The stories are grouped together in groups of three with some obvious well maybe not always obvious connection. Read them slowly alone or with a friend if that's your reason for taking the ship in the first place.</p><p>Take your time though don't rush; save a few stories for the lifeboat.</p>