Tales from the Bug Guy

The Phone Rings. On The Other End A Frantic Plea For Help: “You Were Out Here Yesterday To Treat For Bugs But I’M Still Seeing Them. Hundreds!” “Okay Ma’Am. Like You Said We Were There Just One Day Ago. Give The Treatment Time To Work.” “No You Have To Come Today. I’M Freaking Out!” “Okay Ma’Am. Don’T Freak Out. We’Ll Get Someone Over There This Afternoon.” You Get There. You Find Three Dead Roaches In The Kitchen. Not Hundreds. “Ah Ma’Am. Is This What You Are Referring To?” “Yes.” “They’Re All Dead And I Don’T See Anything Else Moving. You Realize That I Can Only Kill Them Once Right?” “I Know But You Know What They Say. If There’S One There’S Hundreds!” That Was An Interaction With A Calm Person. Now Magnify That By Ten Twenty Even One Hundred. Those Are The Stories You Will Read About In This Book. The Crazies We Dealt With On A Daily Basis. I Know People Hate Bugs—Some Even Have Serious Phobias Over Them—But The Hyperbole That Comes With It Is Beyond Anything You Can Imagine. People Are A Hoot And This Book Will Prove It!