Tales from the Tables

The Hectic Sad Ever So Funny You Have To Be Kidding Me Life Of A Waiter And The Day-To-Day Life Of Survival In The Restaurant Industry. Learn How To Eat Free And Truly Understand What The Wait Staff Is Thinking As They Approach Your Table. Wait Staff Are A Lot Like First Responders. We Have To Be At The Tables No Matter What Is Happening In Our Lives Or Even On The Planet Due To As I Like To Call It The You'Re Kidding Me Right? Factor. Even In The Midst Of A Global Cataclysm I Do Not Even Bother Calling Work To See If I Need To Go In Today As I Know The Answer Is Always Going To Be Yes. It Can Be Raining Bricks And Fireballs Deadly Hoards Of The Living Dead Can Be Running The Streets Killing At Will. A Nuclear Holocaust Of Biblical Proportions Can Be Imminently Poised To Strike My City And Still I Need To Show Up Uniform And All. Why You Ask Me? Because Some Wicked Stupid Idiot And His Family Will Show At The Tables Up To Eat.