Tasty Pickle

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)><em>Surely nobody has ever met their great love while using duct tape to pull cactus needles out of their girl parts on a mountain trail.</em></strong></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>Except I just did.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>Let me tell you about Axel Pickle.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>He's a bronzed god.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>Totally outdoorsy.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>Worth half a billion after selling his nature app.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>And he hikes </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>naked</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>.</span></p><p><br></p><p>He showed up in nothing but his hiking boots when I ran shrieking onto his private property after peeing on a prickly pear and being unable to put my pants back on.</p><p><br></p><p>We've been staring at each other's private parts from the moment we first laid eyes on each other.</p><p><br></p><p>But I can't date him.</p><p>I shouldn't even talk to him.</p><p><br></p><p>And why he's showing up at the hotel deli where I work volunteering to slice the salami is a mystery to me.</p><p><br></p><p>I'm running from a terrible situation and I need to keep my head down and avoid the world.</p><p><br></p><p>But something about the way Axel looks at me gets under my skin.</p><p><br></p><p>And this time no duct tape in the world can yank the hooks he's set in my wary introverted soul.</p><p>__</p><p><br></p><p><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>Tasty Pickle</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)> is a full-length standalone rom com about the most charming witty completely useless hunk of man-meat ever to nature walk </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)>au naturel</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(72 94 117 1)> a skeptical purposefully underachieving deli worker and the ghost pepper pickle relish that brings them together with a kiss so fiery that it ends up requiring medicated lip gloss.</span></p><p><br></p><p>It is part of the bestselling Pickleverse but you do not need to read any other books before this one. You can start your outrageous adventure into the world of the Pickles right here.</p>