Tea Stall On The Moon : Lockdown Tales By A School Kid

<p>Would you believe it if I told you that I saw ghosts at Kuldhara??  </p><p>And you obviously don’t know what it takes to be in the school football team do you? </p><p>No you don’t and I don’t blame you one bit for it even I didn’t know.  There are many things except just the Bend it like Beckham Keira Knightley vibe.</p><p>And do you know who chewed up my brand-new hoodie?</p><p>I’d rather you didn’t It's pretty embarrassing.</p><p>Also they did me all wrong by calling my hometown - ‘god’s own country’ a place I dislike and I have receipts to prove so…</p><p>I’m trying to use the word ‘hate’ less.</p><p>And you do not know how to paint roses red right- no worry’s I’ll teach you It's pretty easy.</p><p>All this yeah but do you remember all the city lights on the water??</p><p>That was a joke my way of referring to a big ol’ city nice right?</p>