Tell It Like a Trumplican

<p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Sometimes you need to laugh so you don't cry.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>A lot of comments from President Donald Trump and his followers are scary but many are just plain crazy. G.S. Lawrence takes it all on with clever political satire that doesn't just drip with sarcasm - it pours.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Lawrence captures the well-known tropes of Jewish space lasers and cancer-causing windfarms but also regales us with lesser-known tales such as the decades-long finger feud with a Vanity Fair editor. Lawrence also shares the backgrounds of the recent crazy picks er we mean cabinet picks for the 2025 Trumplican White House. Buckle up. This is just the first in what's sure to be a series of books because we all know the Trump chaos is just getting started.</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Trumplican (TRUMP-la-ken) n.</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>1. A person who worships Donald Trump and/or thinks he is the chosen one despite no behaviors replicating Jesus' example of being a kind humble migrant who sought to uplift those most in need</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>2. Prefers to support and give the most rights to privileged Americans over all others</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>3. Prescribes to outlandish conspiracy theories</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>4. Prone to insulting traditional Republicans and conservatives</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>5. Portmanteau representing the degradation of the U.S. Republican Party</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Synonyms: </strong><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Proud Boys QAnon Oath Keepers</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Antonyms: </strong><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Democrat liberal empath RINO diverse inclusive</span></p>