Texts from Jane Eyre

Hilariously imagined text conversations―the passive aggressive the clever and the strange―from classic and modern literary figures from Scarlett O''Hara to Jessica WakefieldMallory Ortberg the co-creator of the cult-favorite website The Toast presents this whimsical collection of hysterical text conversations from your favorite literary characters. Everyone knows that if Scarlett O''Hara had an unlimited text-and-data plan she''d constantly try to tempt Ashley away from Melanie with suggestive messages. If Mr. Rochester could text Jane Eyre his ardent missives would obviously be in all-caps. And Daisy Buchanan would not only text while driving she''d text you to pick her up after she totaled her car. Based on the popular web-feature Texts from Jane Eyre is a witty irreverent mashup that brings the characters from your favorite books into the twenty-first century.