Thank You For Your Cooperation

Welcome to the Bunker an orderly underground utopia where everyone's needs have been satisfied. Psst! Why don't you take a break for a few stretches citizen. Your supervisor won't notice. Haven't heard of Terry Renfield eh? Maybe you should take this book. Because there's a lot more going on down here than you're probably aware. Terry Renfield knows. He broke through the cheap web of lies. I can show you how he did it. Control runs this place. It's staffed by Alpha clearance citizens the brightest and the most trustworthy. They've been tasked with protecting the environment. Control protects us from all the terrorists too. Traitors and social deviants are everywhere. You think I'm a terrorist. I can see it in your scared little eyes. You've seen one too many episodes of Ten Things I Hate About Treason hosted by Van Johnson. You're about to tell me to go get dysentery and leave you alone before the security cameras catch us. We couldn't live without Control could we? Think again!