Thank You Next

<p><strong style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>Seriously why do guys on dating apps think I want a picture of what's in their pants? I could open an art gallery with the collection I've got.</strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>Zoe</strong><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)> really doesn't want to die alone and surrounded by cats. But it's not looking good: she's had sex precisely twice in the last year and her feline friend isn't the kind of male company she wants in bed...</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>Her top dating disasters include:</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>1) The guy who kissed her hand took out a violin and serenaded her in public.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>2) The guy who force-fed her oysters (she can confirm that they're </span><em style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>not</em><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)> an aphrodisiac).</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>3) The guy who was so hungover he turned up with his t-shirt on inside out sweating sambuca.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>4) The guy who brought his actual kid on a dinner date.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>And don't even get her started on the dick pics or how on earth you're supposed to know whether a total stranger is an axe murderer or not.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>Zoe's ready to give up on the search for love until her friend has an idea. </span><strong style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>Robbie</strong><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)> lives by his horoscope and he's sure she's got this dating stuff all wrong. He dares her to work her way through the zodiac until she finds The One.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>Usually Zoe would laugh at such a suggestion but desperate times call for desperate measures. Could love be written in the stars? Or is she destined to end up alone eating take-out in bed and watching endless re-runs of </span><em style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>Friends</em><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>?</span></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>A feel-good fresh and fabulous page-turner for anyone who has torn their hair out over their love life drunk their weight in wine to survive an awful date or stared at their phone willing it to ring. Fans of rom-coms by Sophie Kinsella and Lindsey Kelk and TV shows like <em>Crazy Ex-Girlfriend</em> and <em>Jane the Virgin</em> will absolutely love this laugh-out-loud tale.</strong></p><p><br></p><h2><strong>Readers totally love <em>Thank You Next</em>:</strong></h2><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>'</span><strong style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>I LOVED THIS BOOK!!!</strong><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>... </span><strong style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>I did really love it</strong><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>... </span><strong style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>I'm just so happy</strong><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>... It was </span><strong style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>one of those books that I picked up and didn't wanna put back down</strong><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>. Sophie Ranald books </span><strong style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>always warm my heart</strong><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)> and this was no exception... </span><strong style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>I really did love this book</strong><span style=color: rgba(51 51 51 1)>!' Goodreads Reviewer ?????</span></p>