That Time I Accidentally Became A Serial Killer

<p>I'm a prosecutor not a killer-or at least I didn't use to be. Now I'm armed with a pink killing kit a growing body count and two crushes I can't choose between.</p><p> </p><p>The worst part? I'm falling for both of them.</p><p>Turns out justice isn't just blind-it's a whole lot messier than I ever imagined.</p><p> </p><p>*****</p><p><strong>This is fine. Everything's fine.</strong></p><p></p><p>I'm Poppy Hartwell-sex crimes prosecutor by day reluctant serial killer by... well technically accident.</p><p>To be fair he attacked me first.</p><p></p><p>It started when another rapist walked free.It ended with mom's hand-me-down knife his throat slashed and a stray dog peeing on his corpse.</p><p>Now I've got a body count a fluffy murder accomplice named Dexter and a problem.</p><p></p><p>Someone saw me kill him.Worse? They liked it.</p><p></p><p>My stalker doesn't just watch-he helps. Cleans up my messes. Leaves notes. Sends tips. </p><p>You know... for next time.</p><p></p><p>Things go from bloody to worse when I'm assigned to a secret human trafficking task force led by <strong>Detective Declan Blackwood</strong>-the man I've had a secret crush on for years but would literally rather choke than talk to. He's being framed. It's top secret. And now we're working side by side while I try not to picture his mouth on mine.</p><p></p><p>Because here's the thing-I've never been kissed.And now I have two dangerously unhinged options willing to claim that first taste.</p><p></p><p>Caught between <strong>a detective</strong> I've always wanted and <strong>a stalker</strong> who always seems to know what I need...And with bodies piling up I'm starting to realize: <strong>I don't want to be saved. I want to finish what I started.</strong></p><p></p><p class=ql-align-center>Packed with bloodstained secrets morally questionable foreplay and a Shichon with a bladder control problem That Time I Accidentally Became a Serial Killer is the unhinged dark romcom you didn't know you needed.</p>