Accidental Virgin

<p>From: Venus Goddess of Love 120 Main Mt. Olympus<p>To: Stacy Temple lapsed temptress<p>Stacy Stacy Stacy. <p>You were so promising at the beginning: Sexy smart personable and funny. Great on dates and really great afterward-if you know what I mean. But this is a sad state of affairs; or in your case non-affairs! It's been nearly an entire year and you haven't had your way with even ONE eligible male. You've been working so hard concocting sexy lingerie for Thongs.com -- and really Stacy if that little pink velvet bustier didn't put you in the mood I don't know what to say! -- that you haven't even tried to be coaxed out of your own thong.com!<p>Are you listening Stacy? Seven days to find the perfect man -- or else!<p>Happy hunting!