The Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker

<p><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>The Adventures of H&M feels like it was written by Clark Ashton Smith if he grew up in the 90's and probably did some acid.</em></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(34 34 34 1)><em>-</em></strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>Rogues in the House</span></p><p></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(40 40 40 1)><em>The Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker</em></strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(40 40 40 1)> is an ultraviolent sword & sorcery adventure about two escaped slaves wandering the countryside killing monsters and chasing god.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(40 40 40 1)>Blood and mud and ash and spit Horus and Motherfucker ran from the violence unleashed upon them their whole lives and went out into the world seeking an answer to all that was taken from them. </span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(40 40 40 1)>Horus hated just about everyone. Hated the priests and the kings. Hated the armies and their soldiers. Had nothing against most others though.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(40 40 40 1)>Motherfucker hated everyone until she looked up and saw a burning green slashing across the sky. Was then and there that she understood that she was anointed by a new god to save the world by drowning it in the blood of infidels and monsters.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(40 40 40 1)>A common sense yet feral theology pours out of Motherfucker as she and Horus wander the wilds killing monsters and anyone who denies her new god. Bathed in the blood of her enemies of the infidels of the monsters and demons haunting the land she clears a righteous path for her new god to be born.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(40 40 40 1)>Violence cannibalism and miles of darkness </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(40 40 40 1)><em>The Adventures of Horus & Motherfucker</em></strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(40 40 40 1)> is </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(40 40 40 1)>Red Sonja</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(40 40 40 1)> by way of the Coen Brothers.</span></p><p></p>