The Adventures of Mr. Musket the Parrot Pirate

There was a pirate parrot named Mr. Musket. He had traveled on many a seafaring voyage over the bounding main over the Seven Seas in his ten short years of life. (Oh yes did you know that parrots can live to the ripe old age of 150 years old?) He had seen treasures and booty beyond anyones wildest dreams. This is his tale as told by himself.Avast ye mates my name be Mr. Musket and I have many a tale to tell SO get yourself comfortable and I will begin . . .