The Apology

George Bushs plane is forced to land in Athens . . . and the Greekauthorities arrest him for war crimes! They want him to explain why heused enhanced interrogation techniques like waterboarding on prisonerswhile he was president. Whats the first thing that Bush does in response tothis predicament? He orders Spinach Pie from a Greek restaurant near theAcropolis.This is the first big surprise in The Apology. How does George Bushthe outrageous Texan manage to grapple with his problems in the landof Socrates? Does he decide to drink hemlock? A clever and sometimesriotous political tale with appearances by Barack Obama Joe Biden RahmEmanuel Hillary Clinton Condoleezza Rice James Baker General PetraeusAntonin Scalia Clarence Thomas Ben Ginsberg Alan Dershowitz . . . andof course Lindsay Lohan.Faced with charges that he committedwar crimes while in the White HouseBush decides to enlist the help of a beautiful Harvard MBA student who is working part time for the CIA. He comes up with an ingenious strategyto prove once and for all that waterboarding is not really torture.Does this strategy work? Or is Bush tripped up by his own brilliant mind? Youll have to get to the last page ofthis compelling story before you find out Bushs fate.