The Art of Avoiding Exercise II

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The ultimate guide for couch potatoes snack connoisseurs and anyone who's ever used a yoga mat as a nap pad. Packed with wit excuses and a touch of unapologetic laziness this book redefines fitness-by actively rejecting it.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>From dodging workout invitations with Oscar-worthy excuses to turning sitting into a competitive sport you'll learn the fine art of staying gloriously sedentary in a world obsessed with burpees and boot camps. There's advice on mastering fitness-free fashion (because leggings are for lounging not lunging) and clever strategies for posting fake gym selfies that will make your followers marvel at your dedication.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>So kick back grab a snack and prepare to laugh your way through this celebration of inactivity. After all why jog to nowhere on a treadmill when you can sprint to the fridge?</span></p><p></p><p></p>