The Art of Fine Whining or How Lori Lew Wrote Her Own Fortune Cookie

<P class=MsoNormal style=MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify><SPAN style=FONT-SIZE: 11pt>The heroine Lori Lew begins her journey as a doormat.<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>This 512 Chinese woman with flaming red hair is oblivious to the hurtful antics of her family job and boyfriend.<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>Her life does not work!<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>Her life report card would have straight Ds with a few Fs.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office /></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style=MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify><SPAN style=FONT-SIZE: 11pt></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style=MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify><SPAN style=FONT-SIZE: 11pt>Lori like Rodney Dangerfield gets no respect from her parents and siblings.<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>She is accosted by street kids.<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>She has a bait-and-switch spy operative boyfriend.<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>She has a racist boss.<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>She is constantly stopped by a policeman at every turn.<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>Being Lori is no fun.</SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style=MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify><SPAN style=FONT-SIZE: 11pt></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style=MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify><SPAN style=FONT-SIZE: 11pt>Running an errand her parents starts Loris epiphany.<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>She notices a shop that seemingly sells fine wine.<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>However keeping with the quirky nature of this novel the h has fallen from the sign.<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>It is really a whine studio.<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>Signing up for an Art of Fine Whining Workshop Lori learns to punctuate her communication with effective shrill tones commanding body postures and plaintive words.</SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style=MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify><SPAN style=FONT-SIZE: 11pt></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style=MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify><SPAN style=FONT-SIZE: 11pt>In hilarious scenes Lori transforms her life.<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>She strikes back with whining vengeance at all who have mistreated her.<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>Her life report card magically turns to As.<SPAN style=mso-spacerun: yes> </SPAN>School is finally out.</SPAN></P>