The Autobiography Of A Nobody...

<p>SUPPORT YOUR STARVING AUTHOR<br />Here I am A Nobody and I’m expecting you to buy another book.  Why on earth would you buy a book from someone you have never heard of before? <br /> Because I can give you 3 good reasons why you should invest in my book. Has any other author ever done that?  I don’t think  so.<br />Let me show you just why my book is worth your hard-earned money.<br />1.)  At least one character in my book will remind you of:<br />  Yourself<br />  An In-Law<br />  An Ex-In-Law<br />  A Best Friend<br />  An Ex-Friend<br />  A Stranger you met once in your lifetime.</p><p>2.)  If you will read just one chapter of my book I guarantee that you will<br />  Laugh<br />  Cry<br />  Reminisce<br />  or simply Curse yourself for spending money on another book.</p><p>3.) My final guarantee is that I can give you a practical reason to buy my book.  You can add it to your Emergency Kit<br />  It will might come in handy. You can use it as a splint for a broken leg If none of these strike a fancy then you can strike it with a match and use it as kindling.<br />  Do you need a reminder of the outhouses and used catalogs?<br />  Well  my book will come in handy if you ever run out of toilet paper.<br />  Let’s face it with the way the economy is today my book might come in real handy.<br />  So Pull up a comfy chair grab your favorite drink and journey with me to the hills of West Virginia where we will Laugh a while or Cry a little bit but rest assured we will enjoy our time together. Thanks Friend.</p>