The Awful Truth About the Herbert Quarry Affair: 0

With a jangle of keys a door opened. Herbert clanked in his arms locked to his sides his ankles shackled his face a Hannibal Lecter mask. He was overjoyed to see me.Marco Im jailed day and night with murderous thugs who cant tell Schiller from Shakespeare. Im desperate for intellectual stimulus-but youll do for now.TV personality Marco Ocram is the worlds only self-penned character writing his life in real time as you read it. Marcos celebrity mentor Herbert Quarry grooms him to be the Jackson Pollock of literature teaching him to splatter words on a page without thought or revision. Quarrys plan backfires when imbecilic Marco begins to type his first thought-free book: its a murder mystery-and Herberts caught red-handed by the butchered body of his lover. Now Marco must write himself into a crusade to clear his friends name. Typing the first words that come into his head Marco unleashes a phantasmagorical catalogue of twists in his pursuit of justice writing the worlds fastest-selling book to reveal the awful truth about the Herbert Quarry affair.