The Awful Waffle

One Eventful Day In Mississippi -</P><P>If only my comic brilliance could be brought to the attention of classy babes like Uma Thurman and Renee Zelweger!</P><P>You gotta quit screwin' around on the Internet and put out a BOOK! That's what the classy babes go for - BOOKS!</P><P>John Saleeby wrote for the National Lampoon when he was in High School and was a stand up comic in New York in the eighties. But everybody in New York was a stand up comic in the eighties so Saleeby went back to The South where he got a night shift job at a psychiatric hospital and began writing for the Internet humor zine Acid logic. <I>The Awful Waffle</I> is a collection of Saleeby's best Acid Logic material as well as some stuff from a notebook he found in his living room while looking for his copy of that early nineties Playboy with pictures of Drew Barrymore.</P><P>I never did find that Playboy with Drew Barrymore in it.</P><P>You gotta quit looking at pictures of classy babes and put out a BOOK!</P><P>You stole that Playboy from my living room didn't you?</P><P>Yeah.</P>