The Bad Driver's Handbook

<p>The Top Ten Ways to Identify BAD DRIVERS<br /> 10 There are birds cats and motorcycle helmets stuck in their radiator grill.</p> <p>9 The bullet holes in their trunk are patched with band aids.</p> <p>8 They run thru red lights and Stop signs but stop for Bars.</p> <p>7 They sneer and give the finger to Speed Limit signs.</p> <p>6 Their WANTED posters are autographed.</p> <p>5 They weave in and out of opposing traffic.</p> <p>4 Their vehicle is held together with Bumper Stickers.</p> <p>3 .They have gun racks on their dashboard doors and steering wheel.</p> <p>2 They are in front of you going too damn slow or behind you riding your bumper. </p> <p>1 They are texting eating talking on their cell phone watching tv and drinking <br /> while driving.<br /> </p>