The Battle of Hillsboro

<p>Unwilling to settle for lives of quiet mediocrity a group of locals decide to take matters into their own hands.</p><p><br></p><p>They hatch a plan to conquer the world beginning with a certain nearby small town.</p><p><br></p><p>As they stage a series of heists to acquire resources and recruit an army the tension mounts until it explodes with shocking and brutal consequences in this hilariously satirical lightly updated eXtremely Offensive 15th Anniversary special edition of <em>The Battle of Hillsboro</em>.</p>