The Best Jokes Minnie Pearl Ever Told

<p>From the stage of the Grand Ole Opry to concert halls around the world and on television's <i>Hee Haw</i> and <i>Prime Time Country</i> Cousin Minnie Pearl entertained fans and friends with her stories about Grinder's Switch and her jokes. Now you can recall the best of them such as . . .</p><ul><li>This week we decided we'd better take Brother up to Nashville and try to get him a job. So I took him to one of the places and the man said he'd give Brother a job. He said I can start you at thity dollars a week and in five years you'll get two hundred! Brother said That's fine. I'll be back in five years!</li><li>Mr. Smith a seventy-five-year-old multimillionaire just married a young beautiful eighteen-year-old girl. A friend asked How did you get an eighteen-year-old to marry you when you're seventy-five? The man said I told her I was ninety-five!</li></ul><p>Also included are memories of Minnie by . . .</p><ul><li>Porter Wagoner</li><li>Ralph Emery</li><li>Bill Anderson</li><li>Johnny Russell</li><li>Little Jimmy Dickens</li><li>Jimmy C. Newman</li></ul>