The Bible (A Parody)

<i>The Bible (A Parody)</i></p><p>It's the Five Books of Moses as they've never been interpreted before</p><p><i>The Bible (A Parody)</i> Features:<ul><li>The Museum of Eden<li>Super Bowl Negative MMM<li>The Do-It-Yourself Guide to building the Tabernacle<li>Leper-B-Gone<li>And More!</ul></p><p>The Reviews Are In-<i>The Bible (A Parody)</i> is a Smash Hit!</p><p>It's the best book I've read in 969 years!</p> <p>-Methuselah</p><p>You need to buy two copies it's so good!</p> <p>-Noah</p><p>There should be a commandment to read this book!</p> <p>-Moses</p><p>I'd kill for this book!</p> <p>-Cain</p> <p>This book is worth trading my birthright for!</p> <p>-Esau</p><p>So good I'm actually in it!</p> <p>-Mahalalel</p><p>Don't Get These Jokes? Read the Book!</p><p>(And pay for it. Don't just flip through the pages at the bookstore.)</p>