THE BIBLE(According to Jack)

The Bible (According To Jack) Part Ii The New Testament Is The Irreverent Even Funnier Sequel To The Bible (According To Jack) Part I The Old Testament Jack'S Hilarious Reinterpretation Of The Old Testament.Jack Has Conducted Painstaking Research And Tracked Down The Real Jesus Those Other Bibles Do Not Want You To Know About. In Jack'S Bible Women Are Treated With Respect; Sex Is A Perfectly Normal Activity; Joseph And Mary Did It; And Gay Is Okay! You Must Read This Book! Either Laugh Yourself Silly While Acquiring A Whole New Perspective On The New Testament Or Sanctimoiously Decry It As A Sacrilegeand Burn It Along With Every Single Copy Of It You Can Buy With Emphasis On The Word Buy! Burn All You Want. We'Ll Print More. If You Need A Moneylender To Purchase Large Quantities For Burning Please Do Not Mention Jack'S Name. They'Re Still A Little Sore At Him For Repaying His Last Loan With Relics. What? They Were Genuine. He Knows A Guy Who Knows A Guy. Have A Little Faith.