The Big Book Of Dan

Eclectic eccentric essays... satirical salient stories...petulant perceptive poems. ACRONYM (Aggregate Congressional Re-engineering Of Natural Yard Mammals) about an inept government committee the EIEIO (Environmental Interlarding Ecosystem Interloping Organization) is the first in a series of stories and essays as diverse as the blurred scenery out the car window speeding down the highway. The Evolution of Man postulates a theory that humans at some point in their evolution were hermaphrodites. Evolving the dominant of the species was determined by mental acuity rather than physical abilities. Amidst these stories a game Berm Bingo a competitive scoring game based on identifying animals and found objects along the roadside. Poems interspersed throughout. The Narcissist a poem of our times was published in New Millennium Writings.