The Blue Shrew Project

If You Have Ever Travelled On Public Transport Worked In An Office Or Used A Telephone This Collection Of Verse Comical Short Stories And Other Random Spillages Of Ink On Paper Is For You. Those Of You Who Have Worked In Customer Service Called A Call Centre Or Are Fond Of Egg And Cress Rolls Will Cherish This Book Like An Old Friend. It Will Be There To Accompany You And Offer Lessons Throughout Your Life To Raise You Up When You Are Down To Introduce A Certain Cynical Flair When You Get Carried Away With The Furry Purple Positivity In Life. Within The Local Vicinity Of This Authors Household It Is Quickly Becoming The Latest Hot Read The Poacher Pocket Sized Portable Plethora Of Peculiar Pondering.Those Easily Offended Or Not Too Familiar With Chortling Or Guffawing May Well Protect Themselves By Leaving This Book On The Shelf And Quietly Backing Away Before Screaming And Running For Safety.