The Book Didn't Mention Aliens

Lauren Finds Herself Up A Tree Dressed Only In Her Undies (Not The Way She Usually Dresses To Go Out). A Millennium In The Future Elisias Newest And Youngest Perfect Finds An Anomaly: A Fifteenth Century Monk Describes A Most Improbable Holy Relic Which Sounds Suspiciously Like A Bra And Pair Of Pants. Katya Her Unusually Aggressive Guard An Even Less Appealing Alien And Sundry Other Handicaps Set Out To Rescue Lauren. Times A Funny Thing. It Doesnt Just Pass. Sometimes It Turns Back And Bites You On The Bum.