The Brazilian

<p><strong>Perfect for fans of Rachel Johnson and Claire Sandy <em>The Brazilian</em> offers a much-needed dose of celeb scandal for fans of <em>Love Island</em> and other reality TV shows.</strong></p><p>Following a sensational scandal at one of London's most desired postcodes Jane and Patrick decide to escape the gossip with a family holiday to Ibiza their eight-year-old son George in tow.</p><p>Also on the island that week is a TV reality show involving an eccentric artist a horny It Girl a Brazilian footballer and a famous magician.</p><p>As hapless celebrities are picked off one by one Jane is desperate to be on the programme leaving childcare in the not so capable hands of a teenager.</p><p>One lesbian escapade and an explosive row over hair removal later the contestants of Ibiza or Bust leave the island with more than sand in places they never knew existed.</p>